VXHL ROOM

Location: ZONE 1

Yeah, that's bragging rights for you right there. Enough said.

5 Mins: Vauxhall

The Victoria Line is waiting for you, plus train links to wherever you want form Vauxhall.

10 Mins: Oval

Get on the Northern Line from Oval or Kennington if you feel groovy.

Supermarkets

Big Fat Tesco, Sainsbury's within five minutes. Of course, Waitrose is there as well to cater to your upper middle class bourgeoisie needs.

THE PLEASURE GARDEN

The Vauxhall Pleasure Gardens double up as your private relaxation spot. 

Amazing fireplace - and More!

The room is around 4 x 4m - ±16m2. A double bed fits wonderfully next to your desk, and there's plenty of room to spare. The storage space present is extremely convenient for keeping dust away from your precious clothes.
NB: The room comes unfurnished.
Check that horse out.

The House

What a mess! But hey, we had just moved in. Come over to see it now.
The House spreads over two levels and boasts a generous living room + kitchen (±40m2), two bathrooms and, most importantly, the coolest flatmates ever.

The House spreads over two levels and boasts a generous living room + kitchen (±40m2) where we usually hang out over a glass of red wine, cook, discuss politics and the meaning of life (42). Occasional improvised badminton sessions do happen, but only while discussing history.

Unfortunately, pets are not allowed, unless they're human. 

Moreover, a number of standard equipment and devices cater to any needs you might have. From nutri-bullet and toaster to washing machine, you're covered. The dishwasher has been coaxed out of early retirement. We applaud his dedication.

The two bathrooms present are evenly distributing any bladder pressure or other aquatic needs the inhabitants might have, without overlaps.

The Flatmates

Emily / Em

Swooshes around PR jobs with her red hair leaving a dazzling trail, while effortlessly sipping wine from a tall glass. Her eyes hold the secrets to pricey platonic solids, as she is an apprentice gemologist.

Hector / Heckers

Works in the financial sector, his heart is golden, and his style absolute savage diamond studded platinum. Curious about history and knows everything about alpacas and ants.

Dimitrie / Dim sum

He is an architect, working as a researcher at The Bartlett / UCL. Compared to Hector, his style is an absolute bore. He gets along by making witty jokes (or so he thinks). 

You

Are a working class citizen with solid moral principles, but aware of the nuances of politics and, as such, able to steer away from definite judgments of situations and persons. We appreciate critical reflection and the occasional bellicose argument. Messiness is absolutely fine as long as it's confined to your room, but will be swiftly dealt with if expanding in the common areas.

Here's the dirty deal:

£ 695 / month

Excluding bills. We need to work that amount up together.

13th December 2015

Is the start date. We can work around that, pending negotiations, etc.

Feels like your future home?

Get in touch. Tells us why you think you should move here. Let us know what your worst traits are. Share a life changing experience. Let us know why you are special. We know it's difficult to describe yourself, but give it a go. We're listening - and we'll reply back.

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